I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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