what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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