Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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