Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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