Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
