STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I would fuck him just for his dog
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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