I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
