hotel room ftw
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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