So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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