That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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