yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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