i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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