Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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