I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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