I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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