highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
