How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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