I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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