dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
