What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Buhtt sex?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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