See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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