No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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