What a fucking waste of an outfit
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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