Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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