found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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