He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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