is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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