dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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