You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
