apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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