Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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