he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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