I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
did you just send me my own nude
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
