She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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