the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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