my vag is so smooth its legendary
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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