Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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