So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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