Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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