so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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