yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I seem to have left my pride at pride
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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