where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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