I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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