By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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