Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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