This girl is more easily done than said...
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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