Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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