If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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