So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
