I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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