there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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