Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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