that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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