i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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