i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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